lunes, octubre 31
Bush Should Have Asked Me!
No, I'm not trying to say that I would make a good political advisor or White House aid, but I think I've made it abundantly clear in the past that my advice is the best you're going to find. Unsolicited? Yes, but nonetheless superior.
Anyone who understands English and pays some sort of electrical bill knows by now that there's a thing called a Supreme Court in this country and they've got some holes to fill. Most people think that each candidate needs to be thoroughly examined and ready to do a lot but ok with not doing much. Apparently the whole selection process is a serious thing as evidenced by the how Bush’s last selection was received. I guess he thought after picking one qualified candidate he could get away with filling the other spot with anyone from his mother's quilting circle.
So maybe his unprecedented pick was just a feeler, you know to see who people are willing to accept as a Supreme Court Justice. You could equate it to when the Govenator sent out a porn star and Gary Coleman to run for governor of California. Sure, you didn't know he was directly behind it but his people were. If even a marginal percentage of Californians could choose a porn star then Ahhnold would be a shoe in. Go back and read up on recent California history and you'll see that the level of tolerance most Californians conveyed towards Gary Coleman is the main reason they find themselves subjects to an Austrian juggernaut. A little Arnold Jackson gets you a lot of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
What I'm trying to get at is that now is the perfect time to nominate the most popular man in all of the justice system - New York's Executive A.D.A. Jack McCoy. So what if he's jumping a couple rungs in the justice system hierarchy, the guy obviously knows his stuff. Plus he's been under the pressure of having every single case he's been involved with for the past 11 years televised. Obviously the fact that he hasn't been a judge will make some people consider him unqualified but I beg to differ. Jack always has to pass judgment and defend his stance where as a judge can just make any blanket statement and not have to explain her or himself.
For over a decade we've allowed Jack to enter our homes and spill his guts out. Whether the legal battle is over some issue with a Catholic Priest or a Russian Mobster he always sticks his neck out on the line. Can you really find a braver soul? If you’re a conspiracy theorist or have watched any action movie from the 80’s those might be the two most dangerous groups in the whole world. Even when his point is an unpopular one his fervor doesn't wane.
I don't even know why I'm trying so hard to build him up. He doesn't need it. Just turn on TNT and see for yourself.
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Anyone who understands English and pays some sort of electrical bill knows by now that there's a thing called a Supreme Court in this country and they've got some holes to fill. Most people think that each candidate needs to be thoroughly examined and ready to do a lot but ok with not doing much. Apparently the whole selection process is a serious thing as evidenced by the how Bush’s last selection was received. I guess he thought after picking one qualified candidate he could get away with filling the other spot with anyone from his mother's quilting circle.
So maybe his unprecedented pick was just a feeler, you know to see who people are willing to accept as a Supreme Court Justice. You could equate it to when the Govenator sent out a porn star and Gary Coleman to run for governor of California. Sure, you didn't know he was directly behind it but his people were. If even a marginal percentage of Californians could choose a porn star then Ahhnold would be a shoe in. Go back and read up on recent California history and you'll see that the level of tolerance most Californians conveyed towards Gary Coleman is the main reason they find themselves subjects to an Austrian juggernaut. A little Arnold Jackson gets you a lot of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
What I'm trying to get at is that now is the perfect time to nominate the most popular man in all of the justice system - New York's Executive A.D.A. Jack McCoy. So what if he's jumping a couple rungs in the justice system hierarchy, the guy obviously knows his stuff. Plus he's been under the pressure of having every single case he's been involved with for the past 11 years televised. Obviously the fact that he hasn't been a judge will make some people consider him unqualified but I beg to differ. Jack always has to pass judgment and defend his stance where as a judge can just make any blanket statement and not have to explain her or himself.
For over a decade we've allowed Jack to enter our homes and spill his guts out. Whether the legal battle is over some issue with a Catholic Priest or a Russian Mobster he always sticks his neck out on the line. Can you really find a braver soul? If you’re a conspiracy theorist or have watched any action movie from the 80’s those might be the two most dangerous groups in the whole world. Even when his point is an unpopular one his fervor doesn't wane.
I don't even know why I'm trying so hard to build him up. He doesn't need it. Just turn on TNT and see for yourself.
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