My Opinion Over Yours

You see this in their minds makes them better than us, but they won't say that b/c declaring yourself superior is too American for them. It is also not surprising that Canadians would be more liberal than us. If you noticed by the red/blue map during election time most of the Democrat (read: liberal) states were up north, usually really up north. When it gets cold you need to be able to make decisions that are extreme.

Say you're a New Englander and there's a blizzard outside, and you need to fill your refrigerator with more Clam Chowdah. You only have to choices and each are extremes:
1. Go outside and freeze your ass off
2. Stay inside all day and order Chinese food.

You see people in the cold need to make or break decisions all the time, so they are used to accepting extremes. They're not being liberal or progressive they are just being themselves. It's Jack Frost's fault as much as anyone that the Northeast is full of Homosexuals and Asians. Look at Vermont for example.

To most Americans, who are as ignorant as every other society, this solves their problems. Now we can just say to those whiny Homosexuals, "Hey you, go buy a coat and go to Canada." Why do you need to make it legal now. It would just bandwagonning at this point and no one likes the last one to join the group, therefore its better to just stay out of that group.

So if you have any Homosexual friends start calling up dance halls and restaurants to make you reservations before every place is booked with "Going Away" parties. You don't want to be the jerk who seems to not care that your closest homosexual friends are leaving to Canada. I bid thee a fond farewell Homosexuals.

This change in policy brings up the question of which city is most Homosexually conducive. I'd like to see other's opinions on this. Sure Montreal is more French, so you know they aren't going to care about what anyone does. Vancouver has a bustling metropolitan area. Medicine Hat is full of "lumberjacks" take that for what its worth. Somone needs to put together all the stereotypes of the Homosexual lifestyle and formulate which city is best for gay Americans to flock to, and I really didn't mean a pun it just came out.

Looking back Kids in the Hall seems to have been a major hint to where Canada/American relations would go.

This is where you can make some dumb joke about birds usually flying south for the winter.

There is one other thing I want to bring up now, and that is the fact that Hispanic radio is trampling over Rock radio. In Miami we have 2 rock stations and they both have major flaws.
- One plays only Classic Rock
- The other plays only Metallica

Latin rock though is played on about 5 stations. I'm all for diversification so when it comes to Latin Rock I'm completely against it. I am happy most other cultures have stuck to their traditional music while still being able to listen to Western civilization's. It all sounds exactly like Rock in the late 70's and early 80's.

Not that many were listening to rock back then here in America thanks to disco. Either way most South American pop culture is in what seems to be a hippie mode. Evidence for this is seen in how they have adopted the movements hairstyle. The whole "Peace and Love" ideal has nothing to do with it. Its only a superficial change but at least they let you know where their music is historically with their hair do's.


Additionally I have to put up with commercials on the television for Latin radio morning shows. You might be saying right now - "But Michael, I thought you yourself were a Hispanic. Why the hoopla. Buy in."

The problem I have with the commercial is that the commercial has two guys dancing around some middle aged woman who is bent over wearing a thong. Sure they are singing a song who's title translates to "Poor Ass Cheek" but don't be fooled they aren't doing this out of sympathy.

I don't listen to the show but here's the link to their website. Its not bad. To see the "Pobre Nalga" video just scroll down. Yet Howard Stern is not allowed to be on the radio. Don't get me wrong each chance Hispanics get to do something that is disallowed to Jews its hardly tipping the scales.


I don't know where this city is going but I know the direction is dead south. Hell? Latin America? You choose.

The Song of the Day for Today might as well be "Pobre Nalga" by Enrique Santos and Jose Ferrero.

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