martes, febrero 1
Crusty Burger
Note for later: the shirts don't really exist
Thanks to my girlfriend I now know that it was my eye boogers that kept the women from tearing my clothes off. According to surveys women rank the crusty shade of eye liner high on the repulsive meter.
Apparently there is a tour going around the nation to college campuses to talk about Judaism. It is called, I'm pretty sure, "You don't know jack about Jews." That could be a safe assumption but would I really want to go to a concert-type setting to learn about them. It was in my school's newspaper that I saw this. I will give a more factual report once facts have been obtained.
I will soon be posting tour dates for my annual Chinese New Year speaking tour. People are always trying to convince me that I am a dick, which means this is my year. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Asians will bounce back in '05.
Tomorrow is the most important holiday out of all the one's America can call its own. Odds right now have 6 to 1 Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow over he doesn't see it. Let's hope the odds are wrong and Phil ends this year's cold season. All praise the Meterologist Wizard-esque Groundhog.
Enjoy the picture, sorry no prize this week, but there are cool t-shirts that are free with each friend you bring to the the site.
i've brought a few new friends but now we're allleft panting for more recent postings, preferrably describing recent travels/adventures...
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Thanks to my girlfriend I now know that it was my eye boogers that kept the women from tearing my clothes off. According to surveys women rank the crusty shade of eye liner high on the repulsive meter.
Apparently there is a tour going around the nation to college campuses to talk about Judaism. It is called, I'm pretty sure, "You don't know jack about Jews." That could be a safe assumption but would I really want to go to a concert-type setting to learn about them. It was in my school's newspaper that I saw this. I will give a more factual report once facts have been obtained.
I will soon be posting tour dates for my annual Chinese New Year speaking tour. People are always trying to convince me that I am a dick, which means this is my year. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Asians will bounce back in '05.
Tomorrow is the most important holiday out of all the one's America can call its own. Odds right now have 6 to 1 Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow over he doesn't see it. Let's hope the odds are wrong and Phil ends this year's cold season. All praise the Meterologist Wizard-esque Groundhog.
Enjoy the picture, sorry no prize this week, but there are cool t-shirts that are free with each friend you bring to the the site.
i've brought a few new friends but now we're allleft panting for more recent postings, preferrably describing recent travels/adventures...
Publicar un comentario