domingo, febrero 20
The World's Other Game
The NBA All-Star game is being played tonight. Basketball is a game played by minorities and foreignors. The NBA chose to go the same, safe route as the super bowl in this Post-boob-flash era that we live in and put country musicians on the stage.
I am appalled.
I just saw 3 country songs too many, a 6'5" rapping self-proclaimed black cowboy, a back up rapper dressed in a mad hatter costume, several small young white boys trying to pop and lock and a midget trying to imitate an animatronic bear.
I am, as my mom says, estupefacta
I am appalled.
I just saw 3 country songs too many, a 6'5" rapping self-proclaimed black cowboy, a back up rapper dressed in a mad hatter costume, several small young white boys trying to pop and lock and a midget trying to imitate an animatronic bear.
I am, as my mom says, estupefacta
martes, febrero 1
Crusty Burger
Note for later: the shirts don't really exist
Thanks to my girlfriend I now know that it was my eye boogers that kept the women from tearing my clothes off. According to surveys women rank the crusty shade of eye liner high on the repulsive meter.
Apparently there is a tour going around the nation to college campuses to talk about Judaism. It is called, I'm pretty sure, "You don't know jack about Jews." That could be a safe assumption but would I really want to go to a concert-type setting to learn about them. It was in my school's newspaper that I saw this. I will give a more factual report once facts have been obtained.
I will soon be posting tour dates for my annual Chinese New Year speaking tour. People are always trying to convince me that I am a dick, which means this is my year. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Asians will bounce back in '05.
Tomorrow is the most important holiday out of all the one's America can call its own. Odds right now have 6 to 1 Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow over he doesn't see it. Let's hope the odds are wrong and Phil ends this year's cold season. All praise the Meterologist Wizard-esque Groundhog.
Enjoy the picture, sorry no prize this week, but there are cool t-shirts that are free with each friend you bring to the the site.
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Thanks to my girlfriend I now know that it was my eye boogers that kept the women from tearing my clothes off. According to surveys women rank the crusty shade of eye liner high on the repulsive meter.
Apparently there is a tour going around the nation to college campuses to talk about Judaism. It is called, I'm pretty sure, "You don't know jack about Jews." That could be a safe assumption but would I really want to go to a concert-type setting to learn about them. It was in my school's newspaper that I saw this. I will give a more factual report once facts have been obtained.
I will soon be posting tour dates for my annual Chinese New Year speaking tour. People are always trying to convince me that I am a dick, which means this is my year. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Asians will bounce back in '05.
Tomorrow is the most important holiday out of all the one's America can call its own. Odds right now have 6 to 1 Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow over he doesn't see it. Let's hope the odds are wrong and Phil ends this year's cold season. All praise the Meterologist Wizard-esque Groundhog.
Enjoy the picture, sorry no prize this week, but there are cool t-shirts that are free with each friend you bring to the the site.
