lunes, octubre 4
Transporter 2
I just found out that there will be traffic tie ups here in Miami due to the filming of Transporter 2. Most people who have not been stuck in Maine with nothing to do but rent movies or are not French nor have a fetish for bald ex amateur soccer players have never seen the movie. Before you go rent this movie and in hopes of pumping your blood to new heights in wheel spinning action refer to the conversation my friend Christian had online recently where I detail to him what was unbeknownst to him regarding the most compelling Jason Statham role ever. I repeat ever. He's the guy from Snatch that talks over the whole thing and has created a nitch for balding men who like stubble to cover their head from crown to chin.
Mikenzo16: there is going to be a transporter 2?!?!?!?!
Birdfb55: who saw Transpoter 1?
Mikenzo16: a sequel to the action movie with the most homosexual innuendos per capita
Mikenzo16: and its set here in Miami
Birdfb55: lol, innuendo: in your endo
Birdfb55: where was the first one set?
Mikenzo16: france
Birdfb55: how the fuck did they get all the way over here?
Mikenzo16: ok so in the transporter he kils about 7 guys using his crotch muscles
Mikenzo16: he fights 5 guys while all slicked up in motor oil
Mikenzo16: and then uses a dead guy as a respirator and breathes out of his mouth while underwater
Birdfb55: u can kill people using your crotch muscles?
Mikenzo16: yeah that's the moral of the transporter
Birdfb55: now that is some gay shit
Mikenzo16: and he does it all with his shirt off
Birdfb55: the moral of the whole damn movie is that u can kill people with your crotch muscles!?
Mikenzo16: yes, and he never fucks the young Asian girl he has hanging around him
Mikenzo16: plus he's balding
Birdfb55: lol
Not that there is anything wrong with being gay but don't sell me an action movie that is just a big blue ball maker for every man who'd rather sit on it rather than have it sat on.
Sorry to be vulgar but there you have it. Consider this a public service announcement. You have been warned.
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Mikenzo16: there is going to be a transporter 2?!?!?!?!
Birdfb55: who saw Transpoter 1?
Mikenzo16: a sequel to the action movie with the most homosexual innuendos per capita
Mikenzo16: and its set here in Miami
Birdfb55: lol, innuendo: in your endo
Birdfb55: where was the first one set?
Mikenzo16: france
Birdfb55: how the fuck did they get all the way over here?
Mikenzo16: ok so in the transporter he kils about 7 guys using his crotch muscles
Mikenzo16: he fights 5 guys while all slicked up in motor oil
Mikenzo16: and then uses a dead guy as a respirator and breathes out of his mouth while underwater
Birdfb55: u can kill people using your crotch muscles?
Mikenzo16: yeah that's the moral of the transporter
Birdfb55: now that is some gay shit
Mikenzo16: and he does it all with his shirt off
Birdfb55: the moral of the whole damn movie is that u can kill people with your crotch muscles!?
Mikenzo16: yes, and he never fucks the young Asian girl he has hanging around him
Mikenzo16: plus he's balding
Birdfb55: lol
Not that there is anything wrong with being gay but don't sell me an action movie that is just a big blue ball maker for every man who'd rather sit on it rather than have it sat on.
Sorry to be vulgar but there you have it. Consider this a public service announcement. You have been warned.
Publicar un comentario