lunes, octubre 11
Coming back
It's been a few days since I've written, but thanks to the large font above displaying the date I am only stating what is obvious.
Somehow I left off on Transporter 2 and I believe it's easy to say that talking about such a bad bad topic is to blame for why the internet has been devoid of any new postings by yours truly. With that said I'm going to write again about that God forsaken movie and hopefully that will be the end of it. First, though, I need to catch up on what has happened since I last posted.
Had a hell of a week @ school that had 2 exams land on consecutive days. Somehow the Lord has treated me greatly and made it so that I haven't had more than two tests in a week even though I am enrolled in 6 classes at the moment. The hectic nature of the week really came @ the end and the anticipation of a couple of trips I have coming up next week added fuel.
Yesterday I bartended an event. This time it was a pretty big event @ Bicentennial Park here in Miami. I think the name of the event was Miami Caribbean Festival, or something like that. It was a great location since you can look over the bay @ Miami Beach from there, especially on top of the small hills they have.
Now If I had to come up with a name for the festival, from what I saw, I would have come up with a bit more descriptive of a name such as The English Speaking Caribbean Nations Let Their Ass Hang Out and Shake It Festival. A name like that would help the public be better informed, and I would bold and underline the "ass hang out" portion of the title. B/c it was 'carnival' oriented women and men were dressed in the funky costumes w/head pieces and tits popping out that you would expect to see in some epic porno period piece movie, such as Caligula.
Now, I was under the impression that Carnival took place in February or March or something. Perhaps I'm confusing it with the one in Brazil and the rest of the Caribbean does it on their own. I'm not too sure about this but maybe someone will inform me of it soon. You know how when you just learn a new word you start hearing it in conversations more, I'm hoping this is one of those instances.
Moving on.
I don't know what the population of Trinidad and Tobago is but if I had to figure out I could have probably have counted the amount of people at the festival with Trini (yes, that's what they call it, I am officially "in the know") flags somewhere on their persons. I must have seen thousands of Trinis, and all this time I was under the impression that Trini and Tobo was just a nation comprised of wayward cruise ship employees. Another thing I would hate to be from there b/c they have to be the only country with an ampersand in their name. Obviously somebody under-funded the grammar initiative to the Caribbean, but who am I to talk.
Ok so here it is about that stupid soccer rejects movie (transporter 2 {emphasis on 'trans'}). So in the movie he has a bomb attached to bottom of the car and has to use one of those convenient ramps that show up in every car chase scene to lift his car up into the air. While in mid air he is able to spin the car and glide right underneath a crane that has a hook on it. The hook latches on to the bomb and rips it off and explodes while attached to the crane, destroying said crane.
2 things.
1. Who the fuck would ever believe that could actually happen
2. Who the fuck wants to see a crane explode. Why is this being used as a form of excitement.
I'm out like the crane worker's union.
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Somehow I left off on Transporter 2 and I believe it's easy to say that talking about such a bad bad topic is to blame for why the internet has been devoid of any new postings by yours truly. With that said I'm going to write again about that God forsaken movie and hopefully that will be the end of it. First, though, I need to catch up on what has happened since I last posted.
Had a hell of a week @ school that had 2 exams land on consecutive days. Somehow the Lord has treated me greatly and made it so that I haven't had more than two tests in a week even though I am enrolled in 6 classes at the moment. The hectic nature of the week really came @ the end and the anticipation of a couple of trips I have coming up next week added fuel.
Yesterday I bartended an event. This time it was a pretty big event @ Bicentennial Park here in Miami. I think the name of the event was Miami Caribbean Festival, or something like that. It was a great location since you can look over the bay @ Miami Beach from there, especially on top of the small hills they have.
Now If I had to come up with a name for the festival, from what I saw, I would have come up with a bit more descriptive of a name such as The English Speaking Caribbean Nations Let Their Ass Hang Out and Shake It Festival. A name like that would help the public be better informed, and I would bold and underline the "ass hang out" portion of the title. B/c it was 'carnival' oriented women and men were dressed in the funky costumes w/head pieces and tits popping out that you would expect to see in some epic porno period piece movie, such as Caligula.
Now, I was under the impression that Carnival took place in February or March or something. Perhaps I'm confusing it with the one in Brazil and the rest of the Caribbean does it on their own. I'm not too sure about this but maybe someone will inform me of it soon. You know how when you just learn a new word you start hearing it in conversations more, I'm hoping this is one of those instances.
Moving on.
I don't know what the population of Trinidad and Tobago is but if I had to figure out I could have probably have counted the amount of people at the festival with Trini (yes, that's what they call it, I am officially "in the know") flags somewhere on their persons. I must have seen thousands of Trinis, and all this time I was under the impression that Trini and Tobo was just a nation comprised of wayward cruise ship employees. Another thing I would hate to be from there b/c they have to be the only country with an ampersand in their name. Obviously somebody under-funded the grammar initiative to the Caribbean, but who am I to talk.
Ok so here it is about that stupid soccer rejects movie (transporter 2 {emphasis on 'trans'}). So in the movie he has a bomb attached to bottom of the car and has to use one of those convenient ramps that show up in every car chase scene to lift his car up into the air. While in mid air he is able to spin the car and glide right underneath a crane that has a hook on it. The hook latches on to the bomb and rips it off and explodes while attached to the crane, destroying said crane.
2 things.
1. Who the fuck would ever believe that could actually happen
2. Who the fuck wants to see a crane explode. Why is this being used as a form of excitement.
I'm out like the crane worker's union.
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